An introduction of sorts...or, Welcome to Mr. Toads Wild Ride

I guess I should start with an introduction of sorts.

Hello Internetz!

I come in peace. Mostly. Sometimes I am cranky or snarky, but mostly I am just someone who enjoys cooking, but I find recipes boring. Or difficult. Or unrealistic. Or some weird combination of the previous. So I take recipes and simplify them. You don’t need special tools, or to shop at special stores for ingredients.
 

Life is too short to run all over the town looking for shit.

I don’t claim to be an expert, just a foodie with a Fireman for a husband. He seems to be thriving, so I might move on to growing plants in a bit. Until then just know that most of my recipes will be meat based with carb sides… because I am told regularly vegetables are for people who don’t like cows.  Oh, don’t expect a lot of breakfast food from me, as I am usually running late for work and never eat breakfast, and on the weekends I sleep in. I like sleep as much as I like food, and sarcasm. Yeah.

I will post unartistic pictures, most likely taken with my cell phone because I forget where I put my digi cam, but NEVER forget where my cell is, of my real kitchen, getting really trashed, while I make delicious food and get really trashed.  I am pretty awesome like that.

Welcome to my world!