I didn’t intend on posting another recipe so soon. Frankly,
my kitchen was still trashed from my last foray into culinary geniusness. However, as I rolled out of bed this morning
looking like the super model I am, The Man casually reminded me I intended to
make cupcakes for work tomorrow. Why
would the self proclaimed ‘Queen of Sarcasm LLC’ make cupcakes for her
coworkers? Solid question peeps. It isn’t
FOR them. Monday is Jimmy Buffett Day. So, I celebrate by making cupcakes
because drinking at work will get you fired.
This year I decided to make Pink Lemonade Cupcakes. With,
shocker, pink lemonade icing.
Let’s start with the cupcakes.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line your muffin pan with paper baking
cups. (This recipe makes about 12 larger sized cupcakes)
The List
1 box white cake mix – don’t use the kind with pudding in the mix it
mucks things up
1 cup water
3 egg whites
1/3 cup thawed frozen pink lemonade concentrate
2 TB canola oil
Red food coloring 4-6 drops is sufficient to make the batter pink
Throw this all into your mixer and beat at medium speed until well
blended.
(Aside from my love affair with my crockpots, I also lurrrve the heck out of this green machine. Seriously, I would go to war over this mixer. Or with it, in which case there would always be cupcakes in war zones)
Fill your muffin cups 2/3 of the way full. I use a ¼ measuring cup for
this process.
(I doubled the recipe that is why there are 24 cupcakes)
Bake 18 – 22 minutes
Spend this time cleaning your mixer or mocking the movie on tv, your
choice. Though it would be helpful if you were able to multitask, because you
will need the mixer again.
Let cool completely.
Frosting
1 stick unsalted butter, softened
2 3/4 cups powdered sugar
1/2 tsp salt
1 TB plus 1 tsp whole milk
1 tsp pure vanilla extract
3 TB plus 1 tsp fresh lemon juice
2 3/4 cups powdered sugar
1/2 tsp salt
1 TB plus 1 tsp whole milk
1 tsp pure vanilla extract
3 TB plus 1 tsp fresh lemon juice
Cream butter and salt together on low for like 30 seconds. 30 seconds
is longer than you think. I tried to be quiet for 30 seconds once. Not easy.
Add ½ of the powdered sugar and all of the milk, beat until happy. Or
combined. Whatever. Scrape the sides of the mixing bowl to ensure maximum
happiness.
Add the rest of the powdered sugar, vanilla, and lemon juice. Beat on
med until combined. Scrapes sides of bowl again. Now turn your mixer to high
and beat frosting until it is fluffy.
Add 3-4 drops of red food coloring and continue to beat on high for
approx. 1 minute. Which is twice as long as I can be quiet for.
It is best to use this immediately.
You can store it in the fridge and it will keep for like a week. But
seriously, who doesn’t frost their cupcakes for a week. That doesn’t make
sense.
For frosting I use Wilton frosting bags and a large star piping tip.
Frankly you could fill a plastic sandwich bag, cut the tip off, and get the
same result in the end. Don’t make it harder than it needs to be. People will
stuff these into their faces and smile regardless of how you got the frosting onto
the darn cupcake. (I didn't take pictures of this process. It was messy, there was frosting everywhere. The dogs seemed to enjoy the frosting that fell on the floor, and trust me they are my worst critics.)
And you are done.
How artistic sideways pictures are. Get used to them folks they are here to stay.
I took it one step further. Because it is Jimmy Buffett Day we are
celebrating, I turned these into Cupcakes in Paradise. What your eyes are
feasting on are my delicious cupcakes topped with tiny umbrella’s and gummy cheeseburgers.
Cheeseburger in Paradise being an epic song by Jimmy Buffett. Go ahead and google it. I will wait. Now you
are fully prepared to partake of these cupcakes.
Love and snarkiness,
S&F